You Suck

You Suck

Being undead sucks. Literally.<br /> <br /> Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he&#39;s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he&#39;s one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.<br /> <br /> But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn&#39;t supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy&#39;s erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.<br /> <br /> And that really sucks.