Bite Me: A Love Story

Bite Me: A Love Story

The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, and my manga-haired love monkey stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.<br /> <br /> Whoa. And this is a love story?<br /> <br /> Yup. &#39;Cept there&#39;s no whining. But there is everybody&#39;s favorite undead couple, Tommy and Jody, who&#39;ve just escaped from imprisonment in a bronze statue. And now that they&#39;re out they&#39;ve joined forces with Abby, her boyfriend Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, gay Goth guy Jared, and SF&#39;s finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. Really.